Write six words; win a Kindle

Okay, so here it is.

The Matthew and Epp stories don’t have a name.  I’m having no luck thinking of one.  So you’re going to think of one.

I’m starting a contest where you can submit possible titles, I’ll pick my favorite, and the winner gets either an Amazon Kindle or a Sony Reader, your choice.  Runners up get signed copies of the book.  The contest will run until mid-ish December.

The details are contained in the “Contest” tab at the top of the page.

I’m very excited.

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Big news coming

So there’s going to be a big announcement here tomorrow.  Big.  Huge.  Well maybe just big.  I think it’s big.

What do I know?

What I know is that it’s pretty neat and is most certainly something I’ve never done before which makes it fun and…I don’t know…as with most of the crazy things I’ve tried on this site there’s also a deep ripple of underlying “Man how cool is it that I’m allowed to play like this?”

Right.

Not that I have anything to say.  Not until tomorrow.

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A quick link

The below link points to an entertaining and rather brilliant photo-essay composed by

Well worth a Friday read.

“He’s reading his phone.” Think about how alien that sounds. Think about how somebody from just half a generation ago would try to parse that sentence: “He’s reading his phone.” It sounds like something out of a Haruki Murakami novel. You might as well tell a record company executive that people have started listening to their cameras. And in fact, they have.  Welcome to the future.

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Google and the Swedish Chef

The Google homepage has been translated into many languages.  Mongolian, for instance.  Or Welsh.

You probably could have guessed that.

What came as a surprise to me, though, were the versions of their homepage that had been translated into Pirate, Klingon, and (oh dear lord I can barely contain myself) Swedish Chef.

Bork, bork, bork!

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Matthew and Epp take down the internet

The Matthew and Epp stories are now all available in one place.

You can view them as one post right here.  I have no idea what the consequences might be of putting a post that long onto the internet.  Seriously.  It’s just all ten parts, 99,000 words, cut and pasted into one post.  That’s as easy as I can make it for pure internet reading.  So far it has opened when I click on it.  For all I know, though, too many clicks could blackout the entire eastern seaboard.  You can also go click on the shiny new button in the sidebar to get there as well.

Also, Matthew and Epp, as well as a number of other stories, are starting to be available on the Kindle.  You can see my store here.  Click around through the categories and see what’s what.  It’s very obvious that I need to find my covers quickly; the store looks quite drab right now.  Likewise there is a shiny new Amazon.com button in the sidebar that will take you to my store.

Next up is to put everything into old-school print books.  That’s easy enough for the 16 individual stories from the 26 Stories project.

For Matthew and Epp, though, there is a little problem.  More on that later.

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Last game at Stadium


The last game to ever be played at Yankee Stadium took place last Sunday and I was lucky enough to be given tickets to go.
Freddy the super-fan was on my subway train up.  If you’ve ever been to a Yankee game and heard a clanking noise wandering throughout the stadium, that’s Freddy.  People bang the frying pan on his sign for luck.  One of his old pans is in the Baseball Hall of Fame.
The pan didn’t work so well this year.

It was a night game but I went up early to soak in the atmosphere.  Got to see the Stadium in the afternoon one last time.
And I got to meet Babe Ruth…which was odd.
Took one last look at the bat.
One last look at my family’s seats.

And watched the game counter roll from one…

…to forever.

It was a good night, and then it was time to say goodbye.

Goodbye.

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Matthew and Epp need a name

So continuing on with the whole putting everything from last year into different formats theme, the Matthew and Epp stories will be hitting the Kindle by the end of the week.  And that’s just for starters, the formatting done to prepare them for the Kindle brings them a lot lot closer to preparing them for a nice paperback book among other things.  There’s only one problem.  I’ve spent so much time referring to these as “The Matthew and Epp Stories” that I can’t think of anything else to call them.

I have a solution for this that I’m toying with.  It involves you, your collective imaginations, and fabulous prizes.

More on this later.

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What do you want from me, a post?

I’ve been busy.

And yesterday was Monday.

And I’ve got nothing to say.

Just go here and play this game.

So many wonderful bouncing musical balls making me laugh and clap my hands.

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Well, heck. That was easy.

“Liquid Calling” is now available on the Kindle.  It was a little odd how easy that was.  I’ve had a harder time composing e-mails.  You just send it in, then it takes a day or two for their elves to process what you’ve given them.  And I need to work on what keywords I’ve given them and have to write better blurbs and what have you, but the basic process is cake.  I’ll start putting the rest of the stories up now as well as shiny new buttons on my sidebars linking to their store.

Also, my quest for covers is now a lot more pressing as the stories are going to look very plain and unloved without colorful pictures alongside them to boost their self-esteem.

So I guess that’s my job this week.  All 26 stories up on the Kindle.  Or, rather, 16 stories and the Matthew and Epp stories lumped all together.

Then it’s on to a print version.

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I think I have my first cover pic

Built for a sewing machine magnate in 1884, former home of Dorothy and Frankenstein’s Monster, and a stone’s throw from where I live, the Dakota apartment building was an obvious choice for my first cover.

This building was a nice first step in this project because it is just so darned photogenic.  It’s very hard to take a bad shot of it, even for me, and hundreds of tourists a day would agree as there is a constant stream of people clicking away on the sidewalk shooting up at its looming towers and copper roof from all angles.

The Dakota holds a strange place in people’s imaginations and most New Yorkers, myself included, when playing the “Where would your dream New York apartment be located game” put the Dakota near the top of their list.  Rumor has it the inside is just as cool as the outside with every apartment in the place having a unique design. Layered over all of this is John Lennon, arguably the Dakota’s most famous resident, and his tragic shooting just outside of the building in 1980.

When I was completely stuck on my ninth story and was terrified that I was making the wrong choice by continuing on with a third chunk of Matthew and Epp I found myself unable to sleep the Tuesday before my deadline.  Because I couldn’t nail down a plot I wound up writing “Sunrise Over The Dakota” within a completely disjointed time frame and I set it in a place odd enough to match: the roof of the building pictured above.

So now this photo adorns part three of the Matthew and Epp stories and the weirdest conversation I’ve ever written.

And I have twenty five more pictures to find.  This is fun.  It’s like a scavenger hunt where only I know what I’m looking for.

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